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<li>personality:<li>Positive:<li>Intelligent</li><li>Fun-loving</li><li>Determined</li><li>Once I put my mind to something, I'll get it done.</li><li>I prefer inter-generational friendships</li><li>I get along with my friends.</li></li><li>Negative:<li>Not a very good listener when it comes to taking orders from my family members</li><li>Can be argumentative when things go wrong</li><li>I lose my self-control when I’m either excited, annoyed, pissed, or angry.</li></li><li>Neutral:<li>I prefers the female to wear the pants in relationships</li></li><li>Likes:<li>Science</li><li>Doing Stuff on my laptop</li><li>Horror</li><li>Science Fiction</li><li>Rail Transport</li></li><li>Dislikes:<li>Things going wrong</li><li>Mushrooms</li><li>Onions</li><li>Assholes</li><li>Tomatoes</li><li>Bullies</li><li>My handicap</li></li><li>Random quirks:<li>I express my imagination by acting it out.</li><li>I narrate my dreams in my sleep</li><li>I dance along to music videos that I’m watching.</li><li>I sing along to songs playing on my devices in public.</li><li>I talk to myself, usually for the purpose of narrating my own imagination.</li><li>I’m rather scatterbrained.</li><li>I have a bad case of "Out-of-Character Is Serious Business Syndrome" (in my case, I’m the wisecracker who ends up at a loss for words).</li><li>I make random popular culture jokes out of the blue.</li><li>I have a tendency to make lame puns of the "gives whole new meaning to" variety (examples: "dating a vampire would suck" or "dating a succubus would drain you").</li><li>I tend to explain jokes I make (to be fair, that usually only happens when I feels the beings I’m telling it to won't get the joke or if it's 1 of those "it's funnier or only funny at all if you explain it" jokes)</li><li>When listening to video game or movie soundtracks, I’ll act out the scene the song plays in</li><li>I sometimes talk to myself when in stressful situations, so as to keep myself from suffering stress-induced madness</li></li><li>Mood: normally happy, can break down when overwhelmed</li><li>Expressiveness: VERY open with my feelings</li><li>Stability: Not very good at hiding my emotions</li><li>Attitude: somewhere between snarky & cheerful</li><li>Political Party: Independents</li><li>Sense of humor: Pop-culture references</li><li>Favorite things:<li>Favorite anime:<li><i>Mega Man</i></li></li><li>Favorite animated movies:<li><i>Titan After Earth</i></li><li><i>Treasure Planet</i></li><li><i>The Incredibles</i></li><li>The Marvel Animated Canon</li></li><li>Favorite comic books:<li><i>Batman</i></li><li><i>Superman</i></li><li><i>Marvel Zombies</i></li><li><i>Fantastic Four</i></li><li><i>Spider-Man</i></li><li><i>The Avengers</i></li><li><i>Doctor Strange</i></li><li><i>Captain America</i></li><li><i>Iron Man</i></li></li><li>Favorite graphic novels:<li><i>Watchmen</i></li></li><li>Favorite literature:<li>Novels:<li><i>A Series of Unfortunate Events</i>, by Lemony Snicket</li><li><i>Dirk Gently</i>, by Douglas Adams</li></li><li>Novellas:<li><i>The Railway Series</i></li></li><li>Short stories:<li>Philip K. Dick's work</li><li>H.P. Lovecraft's work</li></li></li><li>Favorite Live-action movies:<li><i>Evil Dead I</i></li><li><i>Evil Dead II</i></li><li><i>Army of Darkness</i></li><li><i>Serenity</i></li><li><i>Indiana Jones</i></li><li><i>Ghostbusters</i></li><li><i>Ghostbusters II</i></li><li><i>The Three Stooges</i></li><li><i>Harold & Kumar</i></li><li><i>The Hangover</i></li><li><i>Underworld</i></li><li><i>End of Days</i></li><li><i>This is the End</i></li><li><i>The Shining</i></li><li><i>Jurassic Park</i></li></li><li>Favorite live-action TV shows:<li><i>2 Broke Girl$</i></li><li><i>A Series of Unfortunate Events</i></li><li><i>Doctor Who</i></li><li><i>American Housewife</i></li><li><i>Mom</i></li><li><i>New Girl</i></li><li><i>Scorpion</i></li><li><i>Speechless</i></li><li><i>Star Trek</i></li><li><i>Svengoolie</i></li><li><i>The Big Bang Theory</i></li><li><i>Torchwood</i></li><li><i>Two and a Half Men</i></li></li><li>Favorite musical genres:<li>Soundtrack</li><li>Electronic</li><li>Rock</li></li><li>Favorite original internet media:<li><i>The Special Containment Procedures Foundation</i></li><li><i>Freeman's Mind</i></li><li><i>Homestar Runner</i></li><li><i>The Quirky Misadventures of Soldine the Cyborg</i></li><li>Serial web videos in general</li></li><li>Favorite radio shows:<li><i>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</i></li><li><i>The Goon Show</i></li></li><li>Favorite video games:<li><i>Marathon 1</i></li><li><i>Marathon 2: Durandal</i></li><li><i>Marathon Infinity: Blood Tides of L'Howon</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 1</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 1 Expansion Pack 1: Opposing Force</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 1 Expansion Pack 2: Blue Shift</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 1 Expansion Pack 3: Decay</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 2</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 2 Expansion Pack 0: Lost Coast</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 2 Mission Pack 1: Episode 1</i></li><li><i>Haλf-Life 2 Mission Pack 2: Episode 2</i></li><li><i>Blλack Mesa: Source</i></li><li><i>The Ultimate Doom I: Evil Unleashed</i></li><li><i>Doom II: Hell on Earth</i></li><li><i>Final DOOM</i></li><li><i>Doom: The Absolution 64</i></li><li><i>Master Levels for Doom II</i></li><li><i>Freedoom Phase 1</i></li><li><i>Freedoom Phase 2</i></li><li><i>Freedoom Deathmatch</i></li><li><i>Doom 3</i></li><li><i>Doom 3 Mission Pack 1: Resurrection of Evil</i></li><li><i>Quake I</i></li><li><i>Quake I Mission Pack Number 1: Scourge of Armagon</i></li><li><i>Quake I Mission Pack Number 2: Dissolution of Eternity</i></li><li><i>Quake II</i></li><li><i>Quake II Mission Pack 1: The Reckoning</i></li><li><i>Quake II Mission Pack 2: Ground Zero</i></li><li><i>Quake III: Arena</i></li><li><i>Quake III: Arena Mission Pack 1 - Team Arena</i></li><li><i>Heretic I: Shadow of the Serpent Riders</i></li><li><i>Hexen I: Beyond Heretic</i></li><li><i>Hexen I: Beyond Heretic Mission Pack 1 - Deathkings of the Dark Citadel</i></li><li><i>Hexen II</i></li><li><i>Hexen II Mission Pack 1: Portals of Praevus</i></li><li><i>Wolfenstein 3D 1</i></li><li><i>Wolfenstein 3D 2: Spear of Destiny</i></li><li><i>Return to Castle Wolfenstein</i></li><li><i>Team Fortress 1</i></li><li><i>Team Fortress Classic</i></li><li><i>Enemy Territory Fortress</i></li><li><i>Fortress Forever</i></li><li><i>Team Fortress 2</i></li><li><i>The Original Strife: Quest for the Sigil - Veteran Edition</i></li><li><i>Portal 1</i></li><li><i>Portal 2</i></li><li><i>Blood 1: Spill Some - One Unit Whole Blood</i></li><li><i>Duke Nukem</i></li></li><li>Favorite "western" animated TV shows:<li><i>Code: Lyoko</i></li><li><i>Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends</i></li><li><i>Teen Titans</i></li><li><i>The Real Ghostbusters</i></li><li><i>The Simpsons</i></li><li><i>Futurama</i></li><li><i>Family Guy</i></li><li><i>American Dad</i></li><li><i>Ed, Edd, n' Eddy</i></li><li><i>Beavis And Butt-Head</i></li></li><li>Favorite food:<li>Seafood stuff in general</li><li>Caesar salad</li><li>Vegetable soup</li></li><li>Favorite Color: Puce</li><li>Favorite Place: Tennessee</li><li>Favorite flavors: Chocolate</li><li>Favorite Drinks:<li>Tea</li><li>Seltzer</li></li><li>Favorite Genres:<li>Science Fiction</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Horror</li></li><li>Favorite subjects: Science</li><li>Favorite Numbers:<li>13</li><li>42</li><li>Pi</li></li><li>Favorite websites:<li>Tumblr</li><li>Deviantart</li><li>Facebook</li><li>Steam</li><li>Wikipedia</li><li>Twitter</li></li><li>Favorite words:<li>Spoon</li><li>Spork</li><li>Pootis</li><li>Zark</li></li><li>Favorite Quotation: "In order to understand 1's adversaries, 1 must 1<sup>st</sup> understand oneself"</li><li>Favorite solo musicians:<li>Kelly Bailey</li><li>Mike Morasky</li><li>Ken Ashcorp</li><li>AC Slater</li><li>Aubrey Hodges</li><li>Andrey Avkhimovich</li><li>Ben Houge</li><li>Chris Jensen</li><li>"Weird" Al Yankovic</li><li>David Bowie</li><li>DJ Dain</li><li>Jay-Z</li><li>John Cage</li><li>Josh Fix</li><li>Kyle "M31" Tippets</li><li>Larry Stephens</li><li>Mikix the Cat</li><li>Peter Schilling</li><li>Ronnie "Joy Electric" Martin</li></li><li>Favorite bands:<li>Anthropia</li><li>The Beatles</li><li>Darkest of the Hillside Thickets</li><li>Eagles</li><li>J.T. Music</li><li>Mekong Delta</li><li>Seventh Impulse</li><li>Shiny Toy Guns</li><li>The Dagon Tabernacle Choir</li><li>The Gothic Archies</li><li>The Great Old Ones</li><li>The National</li><li>The KLF</li><li>The Subdigitals</li><li>U2</li></li><li>favorite multiple media franchises (organized by source medium):<li>Video games:<li><i>Doom</i></li><li>Spyro the Dragon</li><li>Pokémon</li><li></li></li><li>"Western animation”-type cartoons:<li><I>Adventure Time With Finn & Jake</i></li><li><I>Futurama</i></li><li>The Simpsons</li></li><li>Short stories:<li>Cthulhu Mythos</li><li>Sherlock Holmes</li></li><li>Music:<li>The Beatles</li><li>Michael Jackson</li><li>Pink Floyd</li></li><li>Radio shows:<li><I>The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy</i></li></li><li>Toylines:<li><I>Bionicle</i></li><li><I>Transformers</i></li><li>Action Man</li><li>LEGO</li></li><li>Manga:<li><I>Yu-Gi-Oh!</i></li><li>Fullmetal Alchemist</li></li><li>Newspaper Comics:<li><I>Garfield</i></li><li>Peanuts</li></li><li>Novels:<li><I>The Thing</i> (the John Carpenter film series is the most well-known incarnation here)</li><li><I>Blade Runner</I></li><li>Faction Paradox</li><li>Jumanji</li><li>Jurassic Park</li><li><I>A Series of Unfortunate Events</I></li></li><li>Live-action movies:<li><i>Alien vs. Predator</i></li><li>Bill & Ted</li><li>Evil Dead</li><li>A Nightmare on Elm Street</li><li>Friday the 13<sup>th</sup></li><li><I>Back to the Future</i></li><li>Men in Black</li><li>Toho Monster-verse (Godzilla & all them)</li><Li>Star Wars</li><li>Universal Monsters Mythos</li><li>Tremors</li><li>Terminator</li></li><li>Web series:<li><I>Homestar Runner</i></li><li>The Slender Man Mythos</li></li><li>Comic books:<li>The Marvel Multiverse</li><li>The DC Multiverse</li><li>Hellboy</li><li>The Walking Dead</li><li>The Tick</li></li><li>Live-action TV shows:<li>Monty Python</li><li>The Muppets</li><li>Star Trek</li><li>Doctor Who</li></li></li></li><li>Least Favorite things:<li>Least favorite Color: Green</li><li>Least Favorite animal: Jumping Spiders</li><li>Least Favorite place: Mexico</li><li>Least favorite foods: Cherries</li><li>Least favorite Drink: Malta</li><li>Least Favorite Genre: opera</li><li>Least Favorite Books:</li><li>Least Favorite Movie: <i>Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events</i></li><li>Least Favorite Games:<li><i>Counter-Strike (too many cheaters)</i></li><li><i>Call of Duty</i> (I hate shooters of this type in general, as there's no fun in the lack of challenge)</li></li><li>Least favorite "western animated" TV show: <i>Sit Down, Shut Up!</i></li><li>Least favorite Live Action TV show: <i>Destroy, Build, Destroy!</i></li><li>Least favorite music: Any electronic music that isn't geeky, filk, or a game soundtrack</li><li>Least favorite subject: Gym</li><li>Least favorite Numbers:<li>7</li><li>9</li></li><li>Least Favorite website: MySpace</li><li>Least favorite word: Putz</li><li>Least favorite quotation: "Your Patience Will Be Rewarded"</li></li><li>Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (I have some stereotypically "gay" habits, but I am completely straight as far as my love life is concerned)</li><li>Morality: "Screw the rules, I'm doing what's right!"</li><li>Philosophy: Everyone's needs are equal, as long as they are reasonable</li><li>Mental health:<li>Disorders:<li>Asperger's Syndrome</li><li>Slight paranoia (I always turned out to be right)</li></li><li>Addictions: Socialization</li><li>Phobias: Betrayal by somebody I trust</li><li>I take Risperdal, Concerta, & Divalproex for his Asperger's</li></li><li>Strengths: Loyal (I consider porn to be cheating)</li><li>Weaknesses: Coward</li><li>Perception: I feel disqualified from reality</li><li>Soft spot: smart people</li><li>Cruel streak: those who wrong my friends</li><li>Religion: Roman Catholic</li><li>Power trio: Id</li><li>Sexual:<li>Turn-on:<li>Violently protective</li><li>Loves me for my personality</li><li>Dominant</li><li>Kind</li><li>Able to beat me on an intellectual level</li><li>Shares my interests</li><li>Muscular</li><li>Taller than me</li><li>Hot</li><li>Loyal</li></li><li>Position: Submissive</li><li>Fetishes:<li>Dolls & inanimate objects coming alive</li><li>Has BDSM-related nightmares, but not the fetish</li></li></li><li>Etiquette: Polite when meeting new people, crass around people I know personally</li><li>Vice: excessive self-deprecation</li><li>Virtue: patience</li><li>Signature Expletive: "Grease & Oil!". I use it as my own way of saying "Holy Shit!". It's intended as a reference to the <i>Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends</i> episode "World's Strongest Engine" (My personal favorite episode from Season 6), where Devious Diesel the Rank Engine said it in response to the foiling of yet another of his plans</li><li>Catchphrase: "Villain, prepare to suffer Fatum Iustum Stultorum!"</li><li>Signature Insult: "YOU ARE A SPAWN OF NECRONOMICON!"</li><li>Tagline: "Things are not always what they seem."</li><li>Hobbies:<li>Doing stuff with other people on the Internet</li><li>Spending time with my friends.</li><li>Writing stories</li><li>Video Gaming</li><li>Drawing</li></li><li>Closet Hobbies: Researching demonology</li><li>Guilty Pleasure: Looking at kid's cartoons on YouTube</li></li></li><li>Physical description:<li>Hair:<li>Color: brown</li><li>Length: The hair on his head goes down to his head-neck border, & is generally cut short enough that it's out of his eyes</li><li>Structure: straight, fine</li><li>Style:<li>kept down</li><li>messy.</li></li></li><li>Eyes: brown, wears glasses.</li><li>Facial hair:<li>Thin brown horizontal mustache</li><li>Brown beard</li></li><li>Skin: Caucasian</li><li>Height: 5 feet, 11 inches</li><li>shoe size: 10</li><li>Health:<li>Energy: Wired when he has nothing to do, but still has limits</li><li>Senses:</li><li>Allergies: Penicillin</li><li>Handicaps:<li>A broken shin a few months before he turned 14 left him unable to run right since it healed</li><li>Also due to said shin, his left ankle sometimes swings sideways randomly</li></li><li>Posture: Up straight</li><li>Grooming:<li>Showers daily</li><li>Shaves weekly</li><li>Combs his hair, cleans his armpits, & brushes his teeth when he gets up in the morning, every day</li><li>Always cleans himself after using the facilities</li><li>Always repeats his morning grooming when he has to go out for something special</li><li>Gets a hair-cut every half-a-year</li></li><li>Gait: Very gangly & random</li><li>Coordination: He can throw, but he can't catch</li></li></li>

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[It is Alan's birthday. Celestia, Lightsworn Angel, Jake, Minerva, Lightsworn Maiden, Edward, Eatos, Alan, Elma, Jason, Kay'est, & Kay'est's boyfriend are preparing to watch cheesy monster movies together at Alan's place.]
Alan: So, ladies, what's the 1st movie for today?
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