My name is Marvin. I’m an Android.
I am most known for being paranoid.
But that does not describe me best.
You see, I am enthusiastically, whole-heartedly depressed.
I have a brain the size of a planet, but I’m aesthetically wrong.
I was a prototype by Sirius Cybernetics, not Doctor Soong.
Dead planets, time abysses, Hagunnenons, Disaster Areas, offices, artistically right statues, falls into holes,
Swamps, peg legs, computer hookups, I’ve survived them all.
I even got uploaded into a new body after dying on Preliumtarn.
My prototype status led to unresolved flaws, such as my emotional mess of a mindset.
However, now I have