Meet the Spy, Code Lyoko Style

[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]

X.A.N.A.: "Intruder Alert! Ulrich Stern is in the base!"

[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'Ulrich Stern' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal a Kankrelat watching the board]

Alert Messages on Board:

• Emergency

• On Cap

• Intruder Alert

• Is Fired

• Insekt

• Depressed

• All Clear

• Yumi Ishiyama

• Exploding

• On Fire

• Scyphozoa

• About to Explode

• Vaporized

• Team Update

• New Mission

• On Break

• Flying Manta

• Is Drunk

• In Surgery

• Needs a Ride

• Sissi Delmas

• Aelita Schaeffer

• Emilie LeDuc

• Defenestrated

• Smells

• Odd Della Robbia

• Drowned

• Behind You

• Is a Man

• Owns Base

• Backstabbed

• Stole a Car

• Polymorphic Specter

• Found Dracula

• Is a Woman

• Kankrelat

• Again

• Hit by Train

• Jeremie Belpois

• Lost Briefcase

• William Dunbar

• Above You!

• Is a Robot

• Look Out

• Sabotage

• Needs Ammo

• On Toilet

• Electrocuted

• Hornet

• Has Evil Twin

• Ulrich Stern

• Antea Schaeffer

• Pushing Cart

• In Base

• Lost Memory

• Creeper

• Sleeping

• Wounded

• Needs Backup

• Exploded

• Hungry

• Leaked Video

• Kolossus

• Volkanoid

• Smothered

• Jarate

• Has Briefcase

• Outside Base

• Needs Roommate

• Mangled

• Opened Briefcase

• Lost Dracula

Kankrelat: "Ulrich Stern is in the base!?"

[The "Sector 5 Theme" begins to play. The Kankrelat reaches from off-screen and pulls its laser off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Kankrelat dashing down the stairs and through the Sector 5 Replika sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step it takes]

X.A.N.A.: "Protect the briefcase!"

Kankrelat: "We need to protect the briefcase!"

[Camera pans to reveal a Hornet trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Hornet: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[The Kankrelat pushes the Hornet aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

Kankrelat: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Hornet: "Let's go, let's go-"

[Kolossus comes around the corner, sword-hand at the ready, charging towards the Hornet and Kankrelat]

Kolossus: "INCOMING!"

[Kolossus shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Hornet reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe]

Hornet: [while screaming, it notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Kolossus: "-AAAAalright then."

Polymorphic Specter: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal a Polymorphic Specter, with a Flying Manta's corpse over one shoulder]

Polymorphic Specter: "Gentleandroids."

['Meet the Spy' Title Card]

[Cut back to the Polymorphic Specter, carrying the dead Flying Manta towards the desk]

Polymorphic Specter: "I see the briefcase is safe."

Kankrelat: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Hornet: "Yeah, it is!"

Polymorphic Specter: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill Ulrich Stern on the way here?"

[The other three Monsters shake their heads and shrug]

Polymorphic Specter: "No? Then we still have a problem."

[It deposits the Flying Manta's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Katana in its back]

Kankrelat: "...and a katana."

[The Hornet approaches and removes the katana]

Hornet: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed Ulrich Stern plenty of times; he's a dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbag - like you!"

[The Hornet attempts to manipulate the katana like Ulrich, only to cut itelf on the pincer and drop it]

Hornet: "Ow! No offense."

Polymorphic Specter: "If you managed to kill him, I assure you, he was not like me." [The Polymorphic Clone deftly retrieves the katana and sheathes it, handing it back to the Hornet] "And nothing... nothing like the human loose inside this building."

Hornet: "What're you? President of his fan club?"

[The Kankrelat and Kolossus chuckle]

[The Polymorphic Specter turns to face the Hornet]

Polymorphic Specter: "No... that would be the manufacturing system that put you together!"

[The Polymorphic Specter reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of Ulrich and the manufacturing system that put the Hornet together]

Hornet: [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Polymorphic Specter: Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up bot, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

["Virtual World" plays]

[The Kankrelat and Kolossus examine the photographs. The Kolossus leans over and shows the Kankrelat one photo in particular]

Kankrelat: "Oh!"

[The Hornet frantically retrieves the photos as the Polymorphic Specter lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Hornet: "Gimme that!"

Polymorphic Specter: "This human has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to Ulrich, creeping through the Mountain tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a Blok with its Scyphozoa. He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Blok immediately]

Scyphozoa: "Blok Down!"

[The Scyphozoa throws its Wrench down and frantically reaches for its Pistol, only to have Ulrich shoot it in the head with a blast from his katana. The dead Scyphozoa crashes through a door and the Ulrich steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the Monster Intelligence Room. The Polymorphic Specter leans over the dead Flying Manta, gesturing frantically.]

Polymorphic Specter: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

[Flashback to the Flying Manta, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. Ulrich creeps up on it and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Flying Manta, who engages Ulrich with its tail. A struggle ensues, and the Flying Manta is ultimately backstabbed]

[Cut back to Monster Intelligence Room]

Polymorphic Specter: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to Ulrich fighting a Creeper, trying to whip him with its tail]

Creeper: "Get out, get out!"

[Ulrich breaks the Creeper's tail, disarming it. Close-up on Ulrich's face as he disguises as the Creeper]

Creeper: [gasps] "No..."

[Ulrich kills the Creeper with a well-placed chop to the throat]

[Cut back to Monster Intel Room. The Polymorphic Specter looks frantic]

Polymorphic Specter: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[The Polymorphic Specter is cut off as its head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Kankrelat, L.A.S.E.R. at the ready, with a confused Kolossus and a panicked Hornet]

Hornet: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Kolossus: "Oh!"

Kankrelat: "What? It was obvious!" [The Kankrelat recharges its L.A.S.E.R.] "It's Ulrich Stern! Watch, his disguise will shut off any second now..."

[The Kankrelat and Kolossus approach the dead Polymorphic Specter, with The Kankrelat prodding the Polymorphic Specter's foot with its claw]

Kankrelat: "Any second now... See? It's fading! Oh, wait... that's its body being recycled."

[The Hornet lingers behind, its expression sinister. It approaches the Kankrelat and Kolossus, retrieving the katana it sheathed earlier, and unsheathing it easily. As it approaches, it flickers and melts, revealing itself to be Ulrich]

Kolossus: "So, we still got problem..."

Kankrelat: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find Ulrich Stern?"

Ulrich: "Right behind you."

["A World Without Danger" ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Kankrelat and Kolossus punctuating the beat of the tune.]

["Post-Battle Theme" plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of the manufacturing system that put the Hornet together. Ulrich retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully]

Ulrich: "Ah... mein kleiner Blumenkohl." [German for "Ah, my little cauliflower."]

[Ulrich walks off with the Monster's intel in tow]