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Meet the Heavy, Code Lyoko Style

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["Meet the Heavy" text appears]
[Aelita walks up to the camera and sits down in a chair]
Aelita: "I am Heavy Weapons Girl...and this [summons Energy field] is my weapon. [summons an energy field in the other hand] It has unlimited ammunition generated from my bodily energy at 100 rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand qubits to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Aelita: [Laughs]
Aelita: [Checks the screen of her laptop] "Oh my God, who touched Vera? Alright...Who touched my laptop!?"
Aelita: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart L.A.S.E.R."
Aelita: [Holds up energy field to the camera as you hear the sound of the blast revving up]
[Aelita devastates the monsters with her energy blasts in the Desert Sector, near the east edge]
["A World Without Danger" plays]
Aelita: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Pause]
Aelita: "Heheh, cry some more."
[The ending flourish music of "A World Without Danger" plays]
I am a player of Team Fortress 2. This is the first in a series of 1-shots where I redo the Meet the Team videos in Code Lyoko style. Here, we have Aelita as the Heavy. My logic here is that she's got the most powerful ranged attack out of the Lyoko warriors, much as Heavy has the most powerful projectile attack out of the classes. A little something to keep my fans satisfied until Chapter 12 of Lyoko Warriors in Space is done.
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But does she love sandvich?